Bad Joke Corner

A guy walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says, "Sorry buddy, no dogs allowed." The guy says, "No, this is a special dog. He can talk." The bartender asks him to prove it.

"Hey, Fido. What's that thing above us keeping the rain from our heads."

The dogs says, "Roof!"

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

The dog says, "Roof!"

The bartender kicks them out.

Outside the bar, the dog turns to his owner and says, "You think I should have said DiMaggio?"