I Love Chicago Anew

My new favorite homeless man, who I simply refer to as “The Loon,” was just now spotted directing traffic on Madison and LaSalle. Oddly, he was doing a good job, though I thought I saw him instruct a car to plow through a wall of pedestrians. Still, he’s polishing his chops and anyway I give him credit for working through a mind no doubt glazed with Mad Dog and/or Night Train.