Sloth

I have so many ambitions and I spend so much of the time it would take to see them through on the couch, watching VH1, drinking Jack Daniels and thinking, “As soon as this episode of Seinfeld is over, I’m going to work out, start writing, finish one of the three books I’m reading, go for a walk, find meaning in this void of an existence."

I’m no different from the rest of you, and I’ll see you in Purgatory.