Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Misanthrope Corner

The dumbest thing I have heard all day, and actually, for quite some time:

Walking back to work, I spy two women about to exit my building.

Woman One: This is the door?
Woman Two: Yes.
Woman One: You mean this takes us outside?
Woman Two: I think it does.

Can anyone give me a better argument for birth control?