Yet another Melvins show I’ll miss

It’s getting harder to be a Melvins fan at my age, not because their music is going downhill—quite the opposite. I mean, have you heard (A) Senile Animal? Fuckin’ hell, it brings the ROCK. No, it’s just that they seem to blow through town on their yearly visit always on a weekday and usually a weekday when I’ll be in school. Even if the evening was free, hanging at the Double Door until one in the morning on a Thursday night is not really my bag, not at 36. I grow old… you know the rest.