MELVINS!

Anyone looked at the Melvins’ website lately?

http://www.melvins.com/

It’s so much fun.

And there’s yet another record coming out:

http://www.ipecac.com/bio.php?id=5

And a tour:

http://www.ipecac.com/calendar.php

Get excited, fuckers! They're the only rock band that matters anymore. Seriously. What was that? Radiohead? Fuck off. The White Stripes? Are you shitting me? Mars Volta? Jesus, if I wanted to listen to Pink Floyd I would.

Luckily the Melvins never broke up so they never had to reunite, thus side-stepping the embarrassment that the Pixies, Jane’s Addiction, and the Smashing Pumpkins displayed these last few ugly years. Fuck ‘em. The Melvins predate all those bands anyway and they’ve always done shit correctly. Since day one, goddammit.