13 Complaints Against Humanity, the Individuals and the Collective

1. Lack of humor
2. Inability to understand their own ironies
3. Reluctance to embrace their contradictions
4. Ongoing need to believe in mythology
5. Disinclination toward true self-examination
6. Love of the new before its full exploration is conducted
7. Selectively upholds tradition
8. Quick to discard its relics and history
9. Revisionism
10. Quick to accept easy answers
11. Hypocrisy
12. Revels in slovenly behavior
13. Thinks it’s so goddamn special