Why?

In other Nobel news, which I refuse to take seriously, someone on the WWB blog nominated Bob Dylan as this year’s winner of the award. I’ve heard this before. People tell me that the Nobel committee has considered him almost every year since he published his collected lyrics (a collection that predates his lackluster material, though, if you ask me, that is about 70% of everything he has ever done).

I wish to state that if Bob Dylan ever wins the Nobel Prize for Literature I will be forced to commit violent acts upon those I deem deserving.

Thank you.

PS: the new WWB is up. I haven’t read it yet, but it’s Turkish time this October. Get your lit on.